Lesbian Vampire Killers directed by Phil Clayden
How can you not get excited over a title like Lesbian Vampire Killers? Well, I am here to tell you that it’s the only thing you should get excited about. With a title like that you would expect this film to be great, well that’s not the case with this horror/comedy.
Jimmy (Mathew Horne) is dumped by his girlfriend (again) and the same day his best friend Fletch (James Corden), is fired from his job as a children’s clown for punching a child (again). With that said they decide to go on holiday to the randomly chosen destination of Cragwch. Unknown to them the village is cursed and all of its women have been turned in to lesbian vampires. Awesome. They must work together with the help of a foul-mouthed priest and a folklore student to defeat the lesbian vampire queen.
The films scenery looks great, especially while they are in the forest and the graveyard, but the special effects are 
lacking. There is no gore in this vampire flick, unless you count the milky white fluid that erupts out of the slain vamps like a giant ejaculation. I am sure that is purely by coincidence. It does however have a lot of bare breasts and make out scenes, but not even that can save this one.
Unfortunately this movie is not very funny or even enjoyable at all. I will admit to laughing a couple of times early on. This is not Shaun of the Dead no matter how hard director Phil Clayden wants it to be. They fail in every aspect, where as Shaun did not. The film will probably go over better if you are watching it with some friends, while drinking…heavily.
Final Verdict: 2 out of 5.
